I kind of empathize with her a bit, because I was mortified to pass gas in front of my hubby, even a couple years into our marriage. (I still blame it on the kids, hehe) I would chastise Donnie for not going into the bathroom to pass it, where I would politely go IF I ever passed gas. (as IF) Donnie insisted that I should not do that, because holding it in hurts and isn't good for you, so I should just let it go. It's fine, no problem.
So then, during one of my pregnancies, all control left me and I passed gas a lot. I couldn't control it. I was mortified. But assured that it was OK, and encouraged, I quite fighting it.
Guess what happened? Donnie didn't quite enjoy that. He admits it is a double standard, but now he prefers that I go on pretending that women do not fart.
In Dear Prudence's answer was an amazing little gem that I just had to share with you all.
I recommend you get a copy of the out-of-print
Selected Letters of James Joyce and read
together his writings about his wife,
such as, "I think I would know Nora's
fart anywhere. I think I could pick
hers out in a roomful of farting
women." Now that's love.
She is right. That is love. And I am pretty sure Donnie could pick mine out, too. LOL
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All I gotta say is,
"Farts are funny!"
Knowing James Joyce, he was probably being a jerk about it. What I love about my husband is that he really doesn't care about farts, which was good when I too came down with the pregnancy flatulence!
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