A minister was completing a temperance sermon.
With great emphasis he said, 'If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.'
With even greater emphasis he said, 'And if I had all the wine in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.'
And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he said, 'And if I had all the whiskey in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.'
Sermon complete, he sat down.
The song leader stood very cautiously and announced with a smile, nearly laughing, 'For our closing song, let us sing Hymn #365, 'Shall We Gather at the River.'
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Funny!! Although that mix sounds pretty bad.
I have been sober for 5 years now because of the Lord. "Hello" from Speedcat ... I just read your comment at BRBloggers :)
That evoked an image of the whole congregation rushing to the river with tin cups in hand.
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